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Give your friends a cake and you feed them for a week. Give your friends cake mix and they’ll starve. I know too many people who get scared when take out is not an option. This blog is going to teach you how to feed yourself and possibly your friends. You’ll find instructions from boiling water to crab cakes to desserts that don’t come from a Jello box. You know who you are.
I also take requests:
- meal ideas
- what do you want to know
- recipe requests
- how to …
Let’s get one thing straight. I take no prisoners in my kitchen, because a lot of what goes on in that room is common sense stuff. If you can’t figure out how to make Jello, I’m gonna rip on you. Deal with it. I know deep down you guys find my shtick hilarious. If George Carlin was a chef, this would be his teaching method. Gordon Ramsay is way more hard core than I am, so if my posts make you cry like a little bitch you have a few options. 1) go back to food network where they’ll hold your hand the whole time or 2) knock the sand outta your vagina and put on your big boy/girl panties. You’ll have more fun here, trust me.
